Judi decided to get some things done around the
house and just "play it cool and take it easy" for once in her very busy schedule. Since she rarely has a whole day off, this was a unique opportunity for her to take a "short snooze". So while she snoozed on the couch with Grey Eagle (20-year old cat) resting on her chest and Foxy (2-year old dog) laying at her feet, I moved out to the deck to read and enjoy the beautiful Sierra weather.
By 2:30 / 3:00 PM everyone had snoozed and Judi and I sat on the deck chatting. We decided that it was at least 5:00 PM in Arkansas where I am currently living, so it was a perfect time to open a bottle of wine with the cheese and crackers we were munching on.
A bit of history on the wine... "two buck chuck" is in reality Charles Shaw wine which can be purchased at Trader's Joe for $2 per bottle. We prefer the Merlot which makes for a great sipping wine or wine with dinner. Surprisingly it has a great taste and is frequently used in mine and Judi's households and our family's households.
Be that as it may, we were managing to polish off a bottle an half, when I decide I had to go inside to go to the bathroom. As I entered the living room, I looked on the floor and said, "Is that a snake on the carpet." Now that was a perfectly normal question to ask of this thing that was laying on the carpet just inside the patio door beside Foxy who was just looking at the thing. Grey Eagle had already walked around it and just moved to the other side of the room.
Judi runs in one door while yelling "what are we going to do about this." While I'm standing there giggling and asking her how we are going to get it out of the house, Judi finds the rake and starts to push the snake out on the deck so we can get it in the back yard. I'm yelling at Judi to give me my camera so we can take a picture of the snake in the house, while she is going crazy trying to get it out on the deck to get it in the yard. All the while we are both laughing and saying we need to get rid of the snake.
Slowly but surely Judi rakes the snake from the living room carpet on to the deck and then on to the back yard where the snake slithers under the deck where it probably originally came from... who knows.
Anyhow, we get settled down and continue with our glasses of wine and how great we were about getting the snake out of the house. Judi is proud that she identified the snake as non-poisonous and I'm just happy that the damn thing is out of sight and I can get back to enjoying the wine and the afternoon.
Of course we have to call some one to let them about the treacherous adventure we have just endured. So Judi calls daughter, Farida, but she's not home. So Judi leaves a message, "You have to call me back right cause we've just had a snake, at least 10 feet long, in the living room." Sure enough, Farida calls back within 20 minutes and asks what's going on. As Judi tells her the story, the snake is now "at least 20 feet long." Farida is kind of laughing and I'm shouting into the phone that is was really something to see your mother get the snake out of the house. Farida decides that it's not a good idea for us to drive the 20 minutes up the mountain to show her the pictures and we giggle that we have to finish the bottle of wine and will show her the pictures tomorrow.
It's now getting toward sun down and time to get some of the scrumptious smelling spaghetti sauce that has been cooking all day in the crock pot onto a plate to feed our faces.
We finally finish off the last of the second bottle of Two Buck Chuck and get the dinner dishes into the dishwasher. We are now ready to sit and enjoy the cool comfort of a Sierra early evening and relive the trails of the day when we were able to get a snake, at least 75 feet long, out of the living room, onto the deck and on to the back yard where it will live it's life, hopefully, without ever coming back into the house.
If you are interested in Judi's version of this day, check her blog at www.beautybreadsierra.com